Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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