We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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