i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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