so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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