I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
why is half of my head shaved?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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