I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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