Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i will never coherently bang her
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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