You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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