So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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