it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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