Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
that is very illegal...i love you.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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