So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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