i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
love makes seman taste better
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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