let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she peed on how many people?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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