Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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