Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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