? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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