Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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