i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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