I wish I only lived at night.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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