please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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