Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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