Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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