he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Even my vagina gasped.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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