I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
there is glitter all over my balls
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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