Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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