Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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