just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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