He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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