tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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