I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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