quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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