if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize