God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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