Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
There are leaves in my underwear?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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