i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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