hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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