i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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