I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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