Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it's great music for shaving your balls
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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