Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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