How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm really busy with my period
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