that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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