And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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