I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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