soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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