check it out our google latitudes are spooning
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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