Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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