My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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