How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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